nerdache-cakes:

All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José.

Hif.

(Source: nerdachecakes, via inactiveblogger)

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

(via i8pizza)

ddddreamers:

one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die 

(Source: jackbarasnap, via eeveelusion)

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport

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princesspurf:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

(Source: ufuckinsnowglobe, via inactiveblogger)

• my friends: you're so mean sometimes.
• me: i'm not here to make friends. i'm here to become america's next top model.