cutewizard:

My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends

(via ugly)

god:

youngvlcanoes:

god ur annoying

excuse me?

(Source: youngvlcanoes, via crystallized-teardrops)

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain, via laughtime)

bombing:

rangedrelic:

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

*enchanted

thanks for catching that typo. can’t believe i missed it

(via seriously-youknow)

cantlivewithoutliv:

is your boyfriend even your boyfriend if he doesn’t touch your butt

(via blossoming-wallflower)

awkwardvagina:

theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

(via crystallized-teardrops)